Hoekzema's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cowman Vs China]

I hate China now

Hehe

great man! XD
I know how you feel
this (improvement) (You all know what I meant to say) Is going way to far!!!

[Amusement Park]

Democratic Pig over here

Screw his
A/
P/
R/
I/
L/
's fool joke XD I can only watch frontpage stuff -__-

well anyhow

YOUR ALL IN THE CONSPIRACY!!!!

oh and cool flash -___-

[Soul Calibur teaser 3]

heh

So I guess you never actually finished the collab?

after all you posted this februari 2008...

damn why are there no good soul calibur flashes on Newgrounds.
What does metal gear have that Soul calibur doesn't have?

djbdr248 responds:

I made this to get people to join the collab so we could get an atleast half assed soul cal animation. {Breaking News} no one joined.

[Its a Tank!]

It's a...female?

Wow I thought P-Bot was a male...Robot...wait do they have sex differences at all?

Eh Tom...
how did P-Bot got pregnant in the first place? 0_o

ehm well anyway XD nice video.
With some cool flash added stuff.

I bet you guy's laughed when you sprayed chocolate sauce over Tom XD

[Clock men]

Nice parody :)

This was pretty funny.

Normally I hate the Clock crew and all that other [LL] [SS] stuff, but this was pretty funny

Even though it's not original you did mention and gave credit to Johnny Utah.

I almost died at the Banana that wanted to touch the tank :D
as long as you give credit to the author's I wouldn't mind seeing more of these.

I'm not giving you a perfect score though, because you didn't do all of the animating

TheL1st responds:

what do you mean i didin't do all of the animating? i think i didn't zoom in a couple times
but thanks for actually knowing a good parody when you see one and
you didnt try to rip me apart with a poorly thought out review (below)

so thank you. at this flashes current popularity i probably won't continue with the clock men unless its for clock day

thanks again =3

[R> Balad Bingers Ep 03]

your talented

Yo,
I think you mis understood roojames,
He's not trying to tell you what to do.

Neither am I going to tell you what to do. I'm just gonna give some advise and you'll be the one desiding what your gonna do with it.

Listen man you have the ability to become a great and popular flash animator.
To be good you don't have to be as good as Adam Philips, as long as you are original and funny.

I won't claim that I am a great and popular flash animator, because I'm not.
Yet I do recognize talent when I see it.

The thing is that this is not original, there are WAY to much parody's on salad fingers and they are all...average, but if you create something yourself it'll be awesome!

I'll give you a 7 for awesome flash skills and good voice acting.

Oijoink responds:

No. I didn't misunderstand him. :)

Thanks for your review.

[Gorilla Warfare]

Great!

Pretty cool short there StickDinosaur.

It was pretty funny, and the graphics were pretty pro.
To bad there weren't any sound effect's like gun shot's and such.
Though it was on the other hand also good because there were no sound effect's.

I don't know man. I'm writing a review here, but it's not like I studied communication science or anything.

well all together the short was pretty good.

and now for some educational moments :S

That background music, did you know that the song was written during the middle ages and all that screaming is actually Latin.
I'm not exactly sure what they are singing, but if I remember this correctly the song is about how bad the middle ages were.
Plague and stuff.

heh and some say sites like newgrounds aren't educational :D

StickDinosaur responds:

Haha thanx for the schooling dude.

[Goomba Vol. 3]

Pretty good

Pretty amazing flash,
Nice work using the background music in battles and such.
Pretty funny
and I was amazed by the goomba's fighting style even though he has no arms XD