Hoekzema's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Iron Man - A Simpler Plot]

Coolio

dangit this flash is awesome! It kinds made me go DOH because I recently lost an Ipod :-(
The voice recording sounded a little bit grainy, might just have been me. If you want to improve that check out the tutorials by teamfourstar

Iznvm responds:

Yeh.. I have a pretty defunct mic at the moment.. hopefully I'll have sound issues fixed soon for future stuff.

[Star Fox 64: The Movie]

A******

My speakers nearly exploded. First the sound is so low you turn your speakers up and then that wtf boom thing.

Your as bad people that like to spread virusses.

I-WANNA-BITE-UR-FACE responds:

I am not as bad as people that like to spread viruses. I have no intentions of deleting all the data on your computer <3

[Egg (subtitled)]

Ei ei ei mijn pappa is een kei!

XD te stoer gast!!!
Hoe maak je van een ei zoiets?
handige flash voor pasen dat wel.

Nice flash,
Good use of Benny Hill :S

Dimanti-San responds:

Ik zou niet weten hoe ik op dit soort dingen kom, vaak begin ik gewoon ergens aan en eindig ik met een ontploffende cavia.

In ieder geval bedankt voor de review! :P

[LL - Fight the Power!]

YEAHH!!

Normally i hate your (flashes)

but MY GOD This thing is going into my favorites!!
I'm not an American, but this is annoying me.

Tom Fulp
April
Fool
Joke
Flash

LeafLock responds:

w0rst/best noogrounds pr@nk ever.

[Soul Calibur teaser 3]

heh

So I guess you never actually finished the collab?

after all you posted this februari 2008...

damn why are there no good soul calibur flashes on Newgrounds.
What does metal gear have that Soul calibur doesn't have?

djbdr248 responds:

I made this to get people to join the collab so we could get an atleast half assed soul cal animation. {Breaking News} no one joined.

[Clock men]

Nice parody :)

This was pretty funny.

Normally I hate the Clock crew and all that other [LL] [SS] stuff, but this was pretty funny

Even though it's not original you did mention and gave credit to Johnny Utah.

I almost died at the Banana that wanted to touch the tank :D
as long as you give credit to the author's I wouldn't mind seeing more of these.

I'm not giving you a perfect score though, because you didn't do all of the animating

TheL1st responds:

what do you mean i didin't do all of the animating? i think i didn't zoom in a couple times
but thanks for actually knowing a good parody when you see one and
you didnt try to rip me apart with a poorly thought out review (below)

so thank you. at this flashes current popularity i probably won't continue with the clock men unless its for clock day

thanks again =3

[R> Balad Bingers Ep 03]

your talented

Yo,
I think you mis understood roojames,
He's not trying to tell you what to do.

Neither am I going to tell you what to do. I'm just gonna give some advise and you'll be the one desiding what your gonna do with it.

Listen man you have the ability to become a great and popular flash animator.
To be good you don't have to be as good as Adam Philips, as long as you are original and funny.

I won't claim that I am a great and popular flash animator, because I'm not.
Yet I do recognize talent when I see it.

The thing is that this is not original, there are WAY to much parody's on salad fingers and they are all...average, but if you create something yourself it'll be awesome!

I'll give you a 7 for awesome flash skills and good voice acting.

Oijoink responds:

No. I didn't misunderstand him. :)

Thanks for your review.

[Gorilla Warfare]

Great!

Pretty cool short there StickDinosaur.

It was pretty funny, and the graphics were pretty pro.
To bad there weren't any sound effect's like gun shot's and such.
Though it was on the other hand also good because there were no sound effect's.

I don't know man. I'm writing a review here, but it's not like I studied communication science or anything.

well all together the short was pretty good.

and now for some educational moments :S

That background music, did you know that the song was written during the middle ages and all that screaming is actually Latin.
I'm not exactly sure what they are singing, but if I remember this correctly the song is about how bad the middle ages were.
Plague and stuff.

heh and some say sites like newgrounds aren't educational :D

StickDinosaur responds:

Haha thanx for the schooling dude.

[Metal Gear: Cheater]

hehe

10 stars for origionality and 5/5 for humor! :D

Shadowii2 responds:

Haha, thanks for the review there!